Who are these men and can somebody please tell them to shtaaaap.
Harry Styles is known for many things. His husky voice that could make the hardest of hard men weep, his general politeness that would please even the crankiest of grannies and of course, his glorious hair that was quite possibly spun by angels.
And it seems that the male population have cottoned on to the fact that 99% of the females are half in love with him too, because apparently they're storming salons across the UK demanding hair extensions in an attempt to recreate the curly haired lovebot's trademark 'look'.
Oh honies, it'll take more than a man weave to do that.
Yep, apparently hair salons have seen a 200 per cent increase in the number of men seeking hair extensions to add length and thickness to their locks, with many claiming that Hazkaban is their 'hairspiration'.
London hair salon Paul Edmonds has reported a spike in guys asking for micro bond extensions, which are specially placed to create some va-va-voom volume.
Errrr - they do realise that that Lily Allen tweet claiming to have seen Hazlan getting extensions was a Nick Grimshaw twitter-hack, right?
The salon say that men are well keen to nab a heavy fringe that can be slicked back Styles, er, style and presumambly hold up well under a headrag.
Leeds-based company Great Lengths also reports a big increase in the number of males wanting extensions, claiming that 10% of its £4m extensions sales are to humans that own a penis. (Sorry that was a bit crude, we'd just run out of ways to say 'men').
WELL - looks like we're not the only ones obsessed with old Hazkaban. We wouldn't be surprised if the guy population started speaking at the pace of an arthritic snail, next - just to complete the whole ensemble.
What do you make of all this?
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